Awww, I can already tell it’s going to be just a fantastic day. Any day that features me standing on my front porch at 8:00 in the morning, wearing a skimpy nightgown, hollering, “RUN, GABE! FASTER, FASTER! NO, DON’T CROSS THE STREET! SAM! SAM! COME GET THE BOX FROM GABE! IT WAS DUE TODAY, NOT TOMORROW! GABE, KEEP GOING! SAM, COME GET IT! HURRY – THE BUS IS ON OUR STREET NOW!”…well, it just adds to the spice of everyday living, doesn’t it?
(Pervy teenage neighbors, you’re welcome. 
)
ok.
now I am ridiculously intrigued