Quick Gabe-ism

GABE: “Mom?”
ME: “Upstairs!”
GABE (climbing): “Mom, I need to ask you to do something that’s not that important. But I need you to do something for your child.”
ME: “Um. What is it?”
GABE (holding out a Lego figure): “Put this gun in the guy’s hand.”
ME: “Sure. You know, he doesn’t have a head.”
GABE: “I know. That’s the important part.”