Monthly Archive: April 2012

Apr 02

What, I got taken in?

You mean that wasn’t my mom in London? Next, you’re going to try to tell me that wasn’t my long-lost distant uncle who died and left me 400,000 pounds, which I’ll get as soon as I reply back with my bank account and routing numbers… *sniffle* Eric told me you guys wouldn’t buy that I’d …

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Apr 01

SIGNAL BOOST

IMPORTANT: I’m posting this everywhere I can, trying to reach family and family friends who read. Just got woken a little while ago by an emergency text from Mom and Dad, and now that I can’t sleep for worrying anyway… (Note: it’s a good thing I finally got texting turned on when I got my …

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